Penis Girl!

So back in about 2004, on the Metal Sludge board, some of the men were using pictures of naked women in their userpics or banners. Which had some of the women kinda pissed off. So, although I wasn't bothered by it particularly... I figured, I would get a little revenge. Because there's always a little bit of a double standard. So I found a photo of a really hot porn star named Kurt Lockwood. Standing. Naked. Holding his erect cock. And put it as my userpic and started posting all over the Metal Sludge board, where these guys were posting.

Now of course, the men immediately were freaked out and started asking me to take it down, to which I retorted about the naked women on THEIR userpics/banners and that if they get those, I get mine. It became a really funny thing and we all had a good laugh.

Later in the week, I was over at the VAST board. And I decided to make a couple casual posts as I hadn't been there in some time.

What I had forgotten... was that both Metal Sludge and VAST used ezboards for their message board server. So, whatever your userpic was for one board, it would carry over to the other... Needless to say, the responses to my posts weren't about what I said, but a bunch of "WTF?!" about my userpic. So, again, there were laughs as I explained what the picture was about and promptly changed it back to something more appropriate. I figured that would be the end of it.

But no.

Later I saw VAST in concert and met up with the band after the show to have them sign some stuff. When I mentioned my name was RikkiSixx, the drummer Jerry looks up and me, points, lights up and goes "PENIS GIRL!" To which I had to explain the story YET AGAIN, while my face was beet red as could be.


This was also the night I met my future roommate Kyle, who for several months after this night, had my phone number in her cell phone listed under... you guessed it. "Penis Girl."